Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
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Posted - 2011.09.30 23:31:00 -
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Ah, I think the whole analogy is far too standard western world and Cinderalla dreaming....
Let's think Sheherazade... 1000 and 1 night... Or, nah, I don't want to write forever. You can read Arabian Nights all by yourselves.
CCP never had just one wife in EVE. They had four... at the very least...
They have some wifes in a place called "00"... In some places of our world that demarks the toilet, which for some viewers might be a fitting comparison. It is no big surprise then that the wifes behind that door clamour and cry very loudly for things like... I don't know. But it must be very important that more join them there and bring.. paper? This is a whole harem in fact. And as harems go, they want attention, before they bore themselves to death ignoring each other.
Now there are the other wifes. They life in a place called Wormholes. This might sound semi-erotic to some. It is definitely not! They are fewer by far! And while CCP - as a good husband-to-the-many - tries to appease them, CCP cannot just shove the 00 ladies of his lap.
But... the wormhole wifes are the least of CCPs troubles! There are the ladies he married in a place called High Sec! And they don't want to join the big harem with all the girly talk, mostly. They despise the idea of first ladies and prom queens and just want to have a good time at their own leisure. Perhaps they have been there before or perhaps they just don't care.
But there are quite a lot of them! And they are not as loud as the harem, perhaps they still believe they have a standard monogamic style marriage.
Their nearest neighbors are the divorced wifes. They life a low life style in a place called low-sec and are quite disillusioned, as they are neither part of the harem nor of the greater High Sec crowd. I can tell you, they would shoot you on sight without any reason! What reason for life do they have? All their dreams were shattered a long time ago and so they resort to senseless violence as no constructive means were ever given to them!
((Just expanding the analogy, so please take it with a grain of salt and now... flame if you want to! It is late here, I'll be defenseless.)) |